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All College Assembly
YNCA Dancers and lyrics
Matthew, there’s no need to feel down
I said, Connie, students transfer around
I said, Janna, they are coming to town
There’s no need to be unhappy
Cindy, we’ve got plenty to show
I said, Jeff Berg, what do graduates know?
They will walk in and we’re sure they will find
Many ways to make our teeth grind
But let’s have fun and ask, “Why N C A?”
It’s fun to stand and ask, “Why N C A?”
We’ve got everything for those folks to peruse
While we just kick back and schmooze
Why N C A?
It’s fun to stand and ask, “Why N C A?”
They will interview her
They will interview him
They will look at every program
Debbie, with all their Criteria
I said, Andy, they won’t find bacteria
I said, Barbara, they’ll dissect our Mission
But they’ve got to know this one thing:
We are prepared for the future
I said, Murry, show them our new brochure
It’s not true what we’ve said about N C A:
They do not check our D N A!
Just go ahead and ask, “Why N C A?”
There’s naught to fear about “Why N C A?”
We’ve got everything educational;
Our Assessment will be sensational!
Why N C A?
It’s cool to ask about why N C A
To our students we’re bound
Let them just ask around
They will like what they’ve found
Lucy, they speak academese
While they check out our associate degrees
To learn if and how we’ve been effective
They will not need a detective
Next fall, with our insides churning
We will show how we value lifelong learning
Student service by all must be very strong
But then how can we folks go wrong?!
So come on out and ask, “Why N C A?”
Be ready soon to say, “Hi, N C A!”
We’ve got everything for those folks to peruse
So Bob can kick back and snooze.
Why N C A?
Don’t lose your sleep over why N C A
Chairs, are your adjuncts qualified?
Paula, Paula course approvals denied?
Why N C A?
It’s good for us; that is why N C A!
People, people it will all be okay--
People, people when they feel our feng shui!
Why N C A?
Let’s welcome them with a “Hi, N C A!”
It’s already true; who would dare disagree?
The best campus around is A C C!!!!
Questions or Comments? E-mail us at accreditation@arapahoe.edu
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